A whole week!

Shit, guys.
I know you're all out there wondering what the fuck happened to me and where my amazing, hilarious posts are...

all three of you. There may be more than three, but I'm comfortable with that number.

Also, I feel like three people = me, my favorite sister and OldMan.

That's alright, I guess, but really, you're usually involved in my shenanigans, kids.
Get out. You already know how this shit goes.

Anyway -



I spent the week recovering from the weekend trip to the wild. We rented a cabin in the woods, ate wayyy too much, drank stupidly (I did, anyway) and had an overall lovely time. I think even the idiot chihuahua enjoyed running around like a big dog.

I've cleaned house, run laundry, bathed the dog and done very little that didn't absolutely have to be done.

Today, I'm headed north and north and north to buy a desk. I should not be nearly as excited about a desk as I am, but I've wanted my own desk for years and years and years.

Now, I'm getting one. I'm going to have my own work area in the animal room.

DON'T JUDGE. THIS IS AWESOME!

Just because you don't give two craps about my really exciting news...

I'm kidding. I know you people don't care. You just come to see how many times I can swear in one post.

And if there are animal pictures.

um...

shitfiredamnfuckhellballs

and

story next week.

there you go!
Enjoy!