FAIL!

Ugh.

I am trying so hard to do this stay-at-home thing right, and yesterday was just not the day to reflect upon success.

AM - working on cabinet door refinishing. I painted the primer the day before, so I was ready to paint the final color on them.
AND
SPILLED
PAINT
IN
THE
GARAGE!!



All I could think of was this scene from "The Breakfast Club"

Please do not think for a minute that OldMan would ever do that, but it's what was running through my head while paint was running over my toes.

While not pleased, OldMan really just laughed at me trying to peel it all up from the floor out there.
I've almost gotten it all.

During lunch, I thought I'd try to clean the microwave using the cup of water / cup of vinegar thing.
Exploded in said microwave and made a huge mess.

PM - notice that the dishwasher has stopped. Open it up to find that it crapped out midway through a cycle and now there is soapy water all over my kitchen floor. I spent the rest of the day bailing water and using a towel to soak everything OUT of the damned appliance. Took it apart, found nothing wrong, conclusion: dishwasher is dead.

You would think I would be more excited about the prospect of a new dishwasher, but no.
I'm not.
I just want shit to work, dammit!
Is that too much to ask??

Apparently so.

I had a fairly impressive breakdown in the kitchen floor about the time OldMan got home and was looking for dinner.
Which was in the oven.
Bubbling over.
Making ANOTHER mess.

Today has to be better, right?

Anyone interested in giving recommendations on a new dishwasher, please let me know.
I could use the help.